May 2012
180 posts
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May 31st
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¿Sabes qué me caga de sobremanera?
(Qué, Miky, Qué?)  Lugar donde vaya siempre tiene que ir mi suegra. Yo lo único que quiero es que se muera, yo lo único que quiero es que se muera, como sea.
May 31st
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May 30th
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Pendejos
Me cagan los vatos que cuando voy a mear, estan lavandose las manos; termino de mear y siguen lavandose las pinches manos. No te dejan escoger agusto si lavarte las manos o irte al a mierda. Pinches putos.
May 30th
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May 29th
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Cowabunga
Cow-a-fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I’ve had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder’s my ass and Splinter’s my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I’d rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum!...
May 29th
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You gotta be fucking kidding me!
That’s ridiculous! Like what! Like, you have to travel all around and go to 5 different buildings 4 to get the clues and the last one to arrest Numbers! ALL WITHOUT DYING ONCE! THAT’S WHORESESHIT!!! And I didn’t say horseshit I said WHOREshit! Like a WHORE taking a SHIT!!! (drinks some Rolling Rock)
May 29th
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MAN,
 FUCK THIS GAME, MAN!!!! MAN, JESUS CHRIST! I’D RATHER, FUCKING 69 A GRIZZLY BEAR WHILE SHOVING KING KONG UP MY ASS!!!!!! I’D RATHER FUCKING STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A RING OF MONKEYS AS THEY PELT ME TO DEATH WITH THEIR OWN ANAL WASTE!!!!! MAN, FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK IT TO HELL, FUCK IT TO OBLIVION, FUCK IT TO DAMNATION OF MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!
May 29th
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“PINCHE CALOR Y LOS HUEVOS SUDADOS”
– (via dino-mind) yo ahorita estoy en el servicio social, bien padre, con clima… pero orita que agarre el carro cawn jaja ai te encargo (via deristrobol) crazy
May 25th
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